Jamie is a jerk of dutch descent. He tells people off and makes them feel horrible as he goes on his daily life smiling with the same grin.
BioJamie was born on December 11, 1989. He has no parents. He, basically, spawned out of nowhere in a dumpster in the Netherlands. He was fully grown when he was born, but he had no body, so while in public, he took the bodies of anyone nearby. Quickly he met Gooby, who soon became his friend.
- His favorite thing is to do is Koffietijd when he invites his friends tom and toby over for coffee. He hates both of them.
- Everyone hates Jamie and he hates everyone else. Except Gooby.
- In middle school, Jamie had a girlfriend named Girly Girl, but the relationship only lasted for two hours. Her last words were "thgb45ythy."