Scammers' Assistant is one of Scammers' employees. She is also his niece. She is rather intellegent, and can always spot out a problem with Scammers' antics, although Scammers usually tells her to shut up, completely? ignoring what she just said. She also is afraid of santa, after a life-ruining moment with Scammers
Emily B. Scammers was born May 14th, 2001. When she was born, uhh...? you know what, this is a really minor character and I doubt you really care. I'll just end it here. Sorry.